Reviewing Men's Health: JGL Issue

Originally published on That's-Normal. View the entire post here.

Things I learned from Men's Health:

Bacon Condoms exist.

In fact, Men’s Health is trying to suggest these are the next big thing. Stop trying to make bacon condoms happen, Men’s Health. I’m pretty sure my mom reads this (that’s normal), so I’m going to stop right there. Well, no. I’m just going to leave this here, actually, and make it 1 billion times worse.

You can tell this is a men’s magazine for MEN because all the photos are really dark and MANLY.

“Let’s get some recipes up in here, but make sure they’re for MEN. Yea, things you can make with a can opener, a shotgun, and your bare hands. If possible, can all the food be things you’d refer to as ‘prey?’ Also, turn off half the studio lights. This isn’t Kinfolk, this is for DUDES.”

There are many male-targeted ads I haven’t seen before. They are hilarious.

“NAVY SEAL TRAIL MIX OH GOD YOU ARE SUCH A MAN.”

More revelations from Men's Health in the full post here.